I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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