The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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