Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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