i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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