Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
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The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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