AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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