One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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