I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
If I die, sorry about rent.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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