so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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