Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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