Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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