I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
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The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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