I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
