There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
honey bunches of taint.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm at about main and main street
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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