I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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