We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Can you bring me the toilet please
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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