So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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