This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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