love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
