i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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