i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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