and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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