We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
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I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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