Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Still dying that you shit outside
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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