its not stalking. its research.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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