Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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