Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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