quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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