She's JV to your varsity
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I believe in your delicious
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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