After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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