sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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