now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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