Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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