This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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