im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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