i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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