My pussy is not your playground.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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