she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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