I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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