clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How does one acquire holy water?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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