And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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