ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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