Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
