i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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