Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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