what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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