i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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