Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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