i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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