i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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