i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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