i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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