Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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