can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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